DON'T EVER TRUST THE DEVIL, BITCH!

papaya-war:

whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt

image

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lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

19 hours agoidonotexistwefaithfullyinsistlightningmonkey 41,499 notes
magic-and-metaphors:

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

♫ all my life has been a series of doors in my face ♫

I’m an evil person for laughing way too loudly at this.

magic-and-metaphors:

ifinddelightinthegruesomeandgrim:

 all my life has been a series of doors in my face 

I’m an evil person for laughing way too loudly at this.

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demon-moose:

spookytox:

jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild. 

depplings

19 hours agocaptainduhduhduhduhduhpiratesofthecaribbean 493,230 notes

religiousmom:

So I am socially required to shave my legs and armpits but white boys aren’t socially required to shave their stringy greasy failed mini moustaches?

20 hours agoladyofoverwoodreligiousmom 195,949 notes

stumphies:

When I meet Patrick I’m gonna be like “omg you’re the Soul Punk guy!! You’re in a band now?”

20 hours agoswaggiesauceandyolosstumphies 406 notes
metal-af:

I don’t usually post porn but

metal-af:

I don’t usually post porn but

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swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

swaggiesauceandyolos:

this could be us but u playin

20 hours agoswaggiesauceandyolos 111 notes

spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

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