your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting
i thought they were partying
Maybe both of them .-.
THIS IS SEMPITERNAL!!!!! *Intense giraffe head banging*
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me