"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
my parents and i go way back
Plot twist: A fat protagonist has a compelling arc and stays fat the whole time, because using weightloss to signify personal growth is fucked up and also lazy writing.
I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.